HEAVY METAL DUDE WHO LOOKS LIKE HE COULD WHOOP SOME ASS OF THE DAY #4

Heaven and Hell's Ronnie James Dio

Hey, I know what you're thinking. "Dio? He's like a skinny bitch-man." But look at that dude. I've known people that look like him, and if I know anything about folks that look like that is that their fury against the world they got from being all tiny and small led them into childhood karate classes, and other places like that. So while the Paul Speckmanns (Speckmenn?) and Brent Hindses of the world are headbutting people in a drunken rage, the Dios of the world are soberly whooping asses scientifically, which is way more sinister.

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Mastodon's Brent Hinds:

I think that's all that needs to be said here.

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Amon Amarth's Johan Hegg


"Their defenses are broken m'lord. Verily, the king's blood shall be upon my axe by the time when the sun comes across the far mountains."

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Master's Paul Speckmann:

FUCK, IT'S ZAKK WYLDE'S EVIL DAD! RUN!

CONVERSION PROJECT #3 - Sacred Reich - Uncensored Material

(Continued from the other two of these that started on the Main Blog Thingy)

This was some neat possibly rare, yet still monetarily worthless stuff I found at Out of Print Music (it only brings up a 404 error page when I go there now, but it still shows up on a Google search, so it might just be server problems) in like 1999 or so. It's a promotional single they did in 1990 for the The American Way album that basically consists of a few song snippets with spoken word from frontman Phil Rind dropping mad knowledge on censorship in between the music. No new music here or anything, but it's still pretty cool. It was only released on cassette, so there aren't really "tracks," but I managed to split it up at relatively appropriate times. It's short, so I'll give you direct links to each track, instead of a ZIP file. Also, the mp3s are 192Kbps, so it doesn't sound like crap.

1. Part One ("The American Way") - 3:11
2. Part Two ("Who's to Blame?") - 4:16
3. Part Three ("The Way it Is") - 2:10
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