Hey, I know what you're thinking. "Dio? He's like a skinny bitch-man." But look at that dude. I've known people that look like him, and if I know anything about folks that look like that is that their fury against the world they got from being all tiny and small led them into childhood karate classes, and other places like that. So while the Paul Speckmanns (Speckmenn?) and Brent Hindses of the world are headbutting people in a drunken rage, the Dios of the world are soberly whooping asses scientifically, which is way more sinister.
